If you know me at all you know that I could talk for a living. Not that this is me trying to talk for a living but I have been convinced by enough people that blogging is something that I need to start doing on a regular basis.
Here it goes..
I'm going to write this pretending that 1. people are actually reading it and 2. the people reading it do not actually know me (as much as this may be a false statement, just go with it).
I figured that we could start with a little background info because who wants to read a blog if they don't know a single thing about the person?..nobody
I'll start with my childhood-
My parents got divorced when I was 7 but to this day maintain one of the best "divorced parents relationships" and I am probably the luckiest person because of that.
Because of their maturity (sometimes) and the way I got brought up, I like to make awkward situations for them. Example being.. calling them on what would be their anniversary and just reminding them of something that they no longer have.
To me, that's funny. To them, I just become more annoying every July 31st.
I also have a brother, Josh, who you will hear a lot about I am sure.
My parents both got into relationships soon after the divorce and to be honest I could not be more happy with all the extra additions to my life.
My mom, who will often be referred to as Wendy, married Mark who has two sons. Blake and Paul. My wonderful brothers from another mother.
My dad on the other hand has been in a relationship for about 12 years with the same woman, Sharon, but they do not live together and will most likely never get married.
I love my dad and I love Sharon more than anything, but I am pretty sure that seeing their relationship is the sole reason for my fear of commitment and finding all the wrong people, all the time. I mean this in the nicest way possible, however.
There are so many more people and details but what's the fun in writing all this in one post?
One thing you should know about me before deciding to return to this blog, is that I personally think I am the funniest person that I know. This may or may not be true in reality, but in my world, I am the queen of comedy.
As is turns out, my friends think I am not funny at all but seem to still keep me around. I still can't figure out why.
I guess that will be all for my cherry-popping blog.
I will be back soon to write more for nobody to read it.
Have a good day everyone!
